Ron's Grand Entrance tee
USD30.00
As one of the guys behind the Poor Diesel Challenge, Ron has spent years watching people make questionable decisions involving expensive machinery.
Naturally, he decided it was time to make one of his own.
Our experts believe this was Ron's attempt to become the first man in history to arrive at a diesel event with absolutely no horsepower, no vehicle, and no control over his acceleration.
Introducing the Ron's Grand Entrance Tee, commemorating the moment a grown man willingly paid somebody to throw him out of a functioning aircraft.
We'd call him fearless, but we're pretty sure gravity did most of the work.
Hewett Industries... Proof that not all bad decisions require a diesel engine.